This is it, the final leg of the six year wait for some fresh new Arrested Development goodness. On May 26th the ass-dent in my couch will change forever with the release of 15 new episodes in one day. To celebrate, I removed my pants and pulled my arty stocking over my head and made these printable typography posters that feature the most demotivational A.D. one-liners. Because if there’s one thing that Arrested Development has taught us it’s that hard work, studious attention to detail and commitment to family will never get you as far as some slapdash lies, faux fruit and vodka.
I’ll admit narrowing down the quotes were hard. Lindsay’s “I think I maced a crane”, GOB’s “I hear the jury’s still out on science”, and every single prison guard’s “No touching!” just barely missed out to these four but I’m tempted to make a few more so there maybe be a part two. If I don’t get cancelled. So go forth and print off some uninspiring quotes or don’t, whatever. I’ve included a tiny Style It watermark on the bottoms but feel free to email me at NiamhStyleIt(at)gmail.com and I’ll send you watermark-free versions. I know, I’m a regular Freddie Wilson.
To print, simply click on the print to expand it and save to your desktop or send it away to get printed by the pros (I had each one printed in A3 and A4 for €10 all together by the lovely folks at Snap). Let us know your favourite Arrested Development quotes and how you’re coping with the wait for the new season. And if you’ve decided to print some of these off we’d love to hear about it.