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Bloody Brilliant Bonsai; It Fecking Floats!

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Bonsai have never thrilled me. But then, a bonsai has never provoked me to stand up on my chair and scream "Witch!" while batting my computer screen with a fly-swatter. The designer's behind the Air Bonsai claim that magnets allow it levitate like a damn banshee. Nice try, Japanese designers. Nice try. Continue Reading
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Middle Class Ganster; Rap Lyrics Transformed Into Pretty Artworks.

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Yep, I'll have a few of these, please. I'm the type of person who likes their Cypress Hill with a nice pot of tea and maybe some macarons, so these rap lyrics -  prettified into tasteful posters - are just my cup of tizzle (did I use it right? Wrong decade?). Canadian (obvs) Etsyers Paperchat make fine use of the typography trend with these ghetto lovelies. Check out their store for more music and movie-inspired art prints.

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There Go The Savings; Society 6 Are Selling Print Rugs Now.

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Be still my beaten, battered and bloodied credit card. Society 6, purveyors of the hottest prints on the interweb (and regular frequenters of my bank statements) have only gone and created a whole new genre of things; floor posters. Except they're not calling them that, they're just calling them "rugs". Which is more descriptive I suppose. I've never been a big fan of rugs, because they're usually expensive and pretty crap, even when Ikea are misting their buy-everything-serum all over me. But suddenly I'm looking around at my stupid floors thinking how lacklustre they are without witty sayings or thought provoking cartoons. Damn I love Society 6. And, inkeeping with Society 6's usual shenanigans, every artist who sells through the store can offer their fans the option to buy their art as a (machine washable) woven polyester rug. Prices start at around €20 for a 2' by 3'version. Which I can totally squeeze on to the creddie.

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The Foldin’ Days; 10 Papercraft DIYs That Are Way Better Than The Crap You Made As A Kid.

paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl tpography camera flowers In my day, a plastic scissors and a piece of paper was a month spent off the streets. Sure, it kills me that spoilt little snots have way better toys than I did (the closest I came to a computer before the age of 15 was a plastic cash register that never asked for weird pictures of me), but way really cuts me up is that the internet has made the toys of yore way better. I had, for example, all the necessary supplies to make all of the super cool crafts below, but  I didn't have the imagination or access to those who did. Sure, I'm probably better off for not having had access to grown ups who make kids' treats, but now that I'm an adult, I'm the one who's going to be taking advantage. I made this subject matter way darker than it needed to be. Sorry. Just enjoy these super-wacky-crazy papercraft tutorials and pretend like I'm normal.

Custom made paper people. Papercraft fiverr diy gift ideas funny clever geeky stylish tutorialThis isn't a freebie but for a measly $5 you can have a ready-to-assemble paper-person of yourself. Aaah, Fiverr. You know what this means, right? make paper-persons out of all those people you have arguements in your head with and live out all the awesome comebacks that never were. Or give one as a gift to someone you love. That would be nice too. Visit the imaginatively named Dani7770's Fiverr gig to get yours for €4.

Paper letter animals. Papercraft  diy gift ideas funny clever geeky stylish tutorial zebra papercraft All those days spent learning the alphabet and never once did I think to make a zebra Z. This changes now. Follow the link for a whole alphabet of letters (including a ninja N that I'm thinking of whipping up). Just print off the templates and get folding. Visit Digit Prop for this and loads more super cool papercraft tutorials.

DIY Paper Taxidermy paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment The clever folks over at Paper Wolf have come up with a way to save on animals and postage; self-assembly papercraft animal heads. You buy the pre-cut cardboard pieces and put it together yourself, basking in the glow of your cleverness. There are many other paper beasts on sale...including a unicorn. Visit Paper Wolfs Shop, paper heads come in at around €42.

Paper Skull with articulated jaw. paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull Paper skull....With. Articulated. Jaw...Need I say more? Get the free tutorial at Skull A Day.

Paper pinwheels. paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels I possibly did make paper pinwheels but I never made pretty displays out of them like this. My dream is to have a wall of Shady and the Lamp's Tweed Pinwheels, until then I might just think about considering maybe making these. Maybe. Get the tutorial for paper pinwheels from Petit PouLou

Paper geoball bowls paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl If I had bowls like this all over the apartment, it would be pristine. Basically, it's these little bowls' fault that I can never find my keys. Get your life together with the (Finnish) tutorial from Tuulahdus

Paper craft alphabet wall art paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl Another example of how terribly unstylish my alphabet-learning days were. If only my stupid teachers had Pinterest. Get the tutorial for the awesomest alphabet from Weekday Carnival

Working paper camera paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl tpography camera Okay, so you need a few other components, but this is a functioning film camera made from paper. Practical? No. But such a cool idea for weddings. Get the tutorial for the paper camera from Wonder How To's inspiring Paper Craft section.

Papercraft flowers. paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl tpography camera flowers Who needs s man who brings fresh flowers every Saturday morning with the papers and a croissant when you can make your...paper flowers? These are all kinds of gorgeous though and when Spring hits and the Winter blues lift, spending an hour making flowers for yourself will feel like a much more positive endeavour. Get the tutorial from 100 Layer Cake.

Political paper pigs. paper craft taxidermy cool hip stylish trendy interiors ideas apartment skull pinwheels bowl tpography camera flowers These aren't just cute little paper pigs. No, no, that would be childish. These are political paper pigs. You can dowload the template for free but the politico who created these is hoping for a donation to his cause. I didn't really pick up on what the cause is, I was too busy looking at the cutesy-wootsy piggies. Get the tutorial from Toxic Paper Factory.

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In case of emergency, compliment.

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There's little in the world as wonderful as a compliment. Empty, backhanded or even genuine, they all work for me. Which is why I've bookmarked Emergency Compliment, an ingenious website that spits out some good old fashioned ego-boosting flattery for those moments when everybody sucks. Better yet, you can even buy the one that works for you as an art print. If Google Glasses develop a function that allows me to scroll through compliments from people when I meet them, I'm in. But only then. In the meantime, check out Emergency Compliment's Society6 shop to get your oh-my-I'm-so-flattered on.

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Taking Care Of Business; Calling Cards For The Awesome

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We mentioned before that the lyrical folks at Paper Jam Press give damn good letterhead. Well, PJP have come up with an ingenious way of allowing all of us to hand out some of their awesomeness to complete strangers; pre-designed business cards. Featuring PJP's musically inclined inspirational quotes on one side and room for your customisable deets on the other, I can't think of anything I'd rather be handed at a business meeting. Besides an overflowing hip flask and a spoon to dig my way out. The best bit is that this is a charitable effort. Moo.com, a rather hip online printing company, launched The Luxe Project last year which sees a different designer every month create a range of stylish business cards with proceeds going to the charity of the designer's choice. PJP have rather aptly chosen VH1 Save the Music Foundation, so good deeds all round.

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Sheet Happens; 10 Bed Linen Sets Every Couple Needs

Funny bed linen for newly weds couples Fighting over the quilt, slamming your head on the bedside locker after being sleep-shoved out of bed, landing in dirty socks; ah, the gentle bliss of living with your loved one. All's fair in love and war until somebody loses their slice of the blanket...then all bets are off. Here are ten bed sets that will help your bedtime feel like less of a battleground...unless you're into that kind of thing.

1. Yes, No, Maybe pillowcases(€52, Minna's Room). Make your message loud and clear and get exactly what you want with these hanky panky pillowcases...or just throw them in the air and let destiny decide.

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2. Seven Deadly Sins pillowcases (€32, Dustys and Lulu). Option 1 a little too discrete? Then get to the point with Dustys and Lulu's sinful pillowcases. Other options include Shouty, Fatty, Angry and Slutty so your every mood is covered.

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3. Make Love Not War duvet set (Miss Geschick and Lady Lapsus). Sharing is caring so put an end to the your-side-my-side debate with this 50/50 duvet cover. The gun, alas, is not included but highly recommended.

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4. Buon Appetito duvet cover (Miss Geschick and Lady Lapsus). Nobody should be kicked out of bed for eating biscuits. Nobody. Luckily the clever folks at Miss Geschick and Lady Lapsus have created this duvet cover/napkin that allows you eat a full Sunday roast between the sheets if you want to, without ruining the bed. About bloody time.

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5. Doodle duvet cover (from €55, Doodle and Stitch). Now this is my kind of duvet cover. The notepad print is awesome in it's own right but throw in the possibility of writing lovey, lusty or don't-forget-the-milky notes and you have the perfect bed linen for busy couples. Simply pop it into the wash and you have clean slate to write on all over again. Something like 'seriously, remember to bring home some goddamn milk', perhaps?

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6. Love Birds pillow cases (€25, Xeno Tees). Let the shenanigans commence with these Love Birds pillowcases. They say the secret to a happy relationship is never going to bed angry and I'm guessing that a few minutes spent chirping at each other in bed would ease the tension. If that doesn't work, invent your own version of Angry Birds.

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7. Happiness In Bed duvet cover (€264, Happiness In Bed). With built-in sleeves to keep your arms warm while you read, this ingenious duvet set has got loved-up bookworms covered. Well, anything that staves off the need for the powerfully contraceptive Slanket is good in my book.

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8. My Side Your Side pillowcase (€37, Cushions Covered). Forget compromising, mark your territory early with these pillowcases and put your partner in their place. And yes, you can buy two My Sides if you want...that should help clear up any misunderstandings.

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9. Twister Duvet Set (€100, Ebay). Having originally started out as a Mexican ad for Viagra, the Twister duvet set has turned into one of the most sought after bedroom accessories since, well, Viagra. It may take a little hunting (Ebay is your best bet) but a few rounds of naked Twister is probably equal to a decade of couples counselling.

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10. Blandito Transformable Pad (from €415, Blandito). Admittedly this isn't bed linen, but how often have you looked at your lunchtime burrito and wished you could just climb on in? Well, now you can. Kind of. These transformable pads wrap you and your amigo up like little donkeys for some seriously spicy snuggling. Is this what they mean by Food Porn?

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Arts and Recreation; Ron Swanson-Worthy Prints.

If the words 'You had me at meat tornado' mean anything to then you are either living near a Big Head Joe's (luckyyyyy) or you're well versed in all things Ron Swanson. The clever Canadians at Paper Chat are certainly the latter if their rather beautiful Parks and Recreation typography prints are anything to go by. Paying stylish tribute to some of the most brilliant P&R quotes, Paper Chat are worthy of a Leslie Knope/Ben Wyatt handshake. Take that Eagleton. Check out Paper Chat's store for more P&R, 30 Rock, The Office and Seinfeld inspired posters (€18.50). Now if you'll excuse me, there's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door.

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A Little Sketchy; Cursey Pencils For Students

Hurray, the Leaving Cert is over. Boo, it's time for college. As students the world over brace themselves for for the sweet purgatory that is college, I thought it apt to feature The Carbon Crusader's profanity-riddled pencils. The first day in a new school is the perfect setting for trying out a badass new attitude and these lewd leads will make you look tough as nails even if you spend each night sobbing into your blanky. Sure, pencils are a bit nerdy, and I'm not definite that the iPhone generation even know how to use them, but these sketchers are bound to earn you some kind of scary-cool nickname. Like Snake, yes I rather like Snake. Well, if someone's going to borrow your stuff and never give it back they might as well be reminded just what a bad mo-fo you are. The pencils come in sets of three (€3.10) and six (€6.10) from the Carbon Crusader's store.

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Tuesday Boozeday; Cocktails Of The Rich And The Famous

Ever have a cocktail-loving celeb call over only to discover that your drinks cabinet is about as well stocked as Lindsay Lohan's library? Me neither, but the clever Brooklynites at Pop Chart Labs have created an infographic-like poster that teams up famous people from film and literature with their favourite tipples. From The Dude's White Russian to Senior Szylak's Flaming Moe, via Sugar Kane's Manhattan (and other folks that smarter folk than I will recognise), the poster includes recipes for each one. Pop Chart Labs aren't just about the cocktails though. They've also created clever info-packed prints that focus on Martinis, alcohols and, eh, cheese. The perfect present for that special someone who's going to stab you if you give them another damn bottle opener.

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